I have just been subjected to a totally unnecessary bath!!!!!
The indignity of it!
Ok, I was a little muddy and ok, I had plodged through the mud and ok I had rolled in a satisfying amount of deer poo (this was the clincher as far as P was concerned) and ok, looking at the photos the water isn't exactly clean...BUT.... I liked the smell and it took a prodigious amount of effort to get that smelly but never mind, tomorrow is another day and another pile of deer poo no doubt.